Last night me n' Teka were playing quietly in Dad's work room. 
Then muzzer came home. And she had this big box with her.
And me n' Teka said...."Hey...There is a picture on that box of Snowball, or maybe Bailey or some other doggie that looks like them. Did muzzer bring us a new playpal? Or did Snowball come to visit?" 
But NOOOOO. Inside the big box with the pretty puppy picture was a strange machine. I, Gus Dagger wft knew immediately what it was! It was a floor beater and carpet screamer! But it is sooo big. Our Noni brings hers with her when she comes to clean. It is smaller and has roll-ey feet on it, so it is kinda fun to chase around the floor. This one is way taller. Almost as tall as muzzer! And it does not look like fun at all.
Then muzzer came home. And she had this big box with her.
And me n' Teka said...."Hey...There is a picture on that box of Snowball, or maybe Bailey or some other doggie that looks like them. Did muzzer bring us a new playpal? Or did Snowball come to visit?" But NOOOOO. Inside the big box with the pretty puppy picture was a strange machine. I, Gus Dagger wft knew immediately what it was! It was a floor beater and carpet screamer! But it is sooo big. Our Noni brings hers with her when she comes to clean. It is smaller and has roll-ey feet on it, so it is kinda fun to chase around the floor. This one is way taller. Almost as tall as muzzer! And it does not look like fun at all.It has as sign on it's belly that says "Made for Homes wit Pets" Oh my. 
And another sign that says "Works like a Magnet on Pet Hair" Oh. Goodness.
And another sign that says "Works like a Magnet on Pet Hair" Oh. Goodness. Is this a new type of Gussie cleaner? Is the Damnable Diet not enough torture?
But Scariest of all was this sign. A "Turbo Pet Brush" Eeek. I am leaving. Teka, hurry and pack your suitcase. Then this little piece of yellow paper floated to the floor!
Ahhhh. Relief. This IS a floor beater and carpet screamer! See. It even says right there on the yellow paper that is should not be used on pets. Me n' Teka are very happy. Together, we can beat any carpet screamer. We will make sure that it stays in the storage room with the carpet screamer that Teka broke all by herself. We will only let it out once in a while so we can have fun chasing it. We will not let it interfere with our doggy fun. We can relax and have a happy Sunday. We hope all of our bloggie friends do the same.
