Butchy and Snickers had ice storms
Oh doggy dog it was cold
Snickers said "Butchy won't you carry me
So my poor feet will stay warm."
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Butchy said "Snickers I love ya"
"Wouldn't refuse you a thing."
"But when you ask me to pick you up
I hear my poor poor back Snapping"
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Snickers said "Butchy please help me!"
"Make this storm stop, make it nice"
"I wanna see some sunshine now
I'm gettin' sick of snow and ice!"
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Butchy said "Snickers stop bitchin'
I don't have any control."
"The ice and wind and snow and sleet are
gonna take their terrible toll"
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Snickers got on the computer
Dialed up old Expedia
Ordered herself a first class pass
To Arizona where it's warm
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Snickers said "Butchy, I'll see ya
Going to visit old Gus."
Probably drop in on Joey Stains and
that silly dog Doofus"
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Butchy said "Snickers, don't do this!"
"You'll miss me soon, you will see."
Arizona may have lots of sun, but in
Iowa you've got me!"
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Snickers said "OK I'll stay here.
You are my buddy, it's true.
I know Id miss
You and mom and dad and the fire with flames so blue"
He was her dog
But it was really cold
Butchy said "Snickers my buddy,
Get on my back and let's go
I'll carry you right down the steps and
I'll dump you in the snow."
He was her dog
But it was really cold.
Now that you've heard their sweet story
A lesson is waiting for you.
True love and friendship will win out
Even if your toes turn blue
Friends: