Muzzer's name

Lot's of doggies are playing this Tag about 5 things you call your female human parent. So, for lack of a better theme, and while muzzer uses one hand to make my outfit for the western pawty on Monday, I will tell you what my female human parent is called.

1. MUZZER of course. That is what my sister E.Rabbit calls her...and I never knew she had any other name, except

2. BARB. That is what my Dad calls her, and that is what the people at the store all call her. Aunt Marie and Uncle Ray, however call her

3. BARBARA ANN! But usually only when they are irritated at her, which is pretty often. Also, there is this song by that name, and I just know it was writtened about MY MUZZER! Oh, and she was really ticked off at John Mc Cain when he made fun of her song

4. MOM is what Teka calls her, because that is what my sister E.Beth calls her, and it is a nice name, just short, like her.

5. And only a few special people, like our friends Steve and Sue in Memphis, and Jack and Kathy in South Carolina, her pal Brian in Minnesota, and of course Marty and the gang is St. Loulis, call her BARBIE! But if I do that, or if you do that, she gets pretty huffy.

And for those of you who have never seen my muzzer, here is a picture of her in a town called San Francisco, which is one of her flavorite spots to visit, but she wouldn't want to live there, cause she would be fat on all that good food! But I want to go there with her sometime, cause she says it is a great place for walkies!