Gussie suggested that I blog today (can you believe that!) so I can thank everyone who has welcomed me so warmly and bring you all up to date on my campaign to get my own blog.
As you might imagine, the biggest obstacle here is Muzzer!
She has said she will not let me start blogging until one of two things happens:
a. Either my mom (E.Beth) or my aunt (E.Rabbit) publicly agrees to lend support in this endeavour of mine. ( I am learning to spell from Blue!)
b. Hell freezes over.
Muzzer says she is not always up to date on Gussie's blog, and if she had two of us to blog for, she would fall farther and farther and farther behind, until she was buried under her own procrastinations. I think that might be fun to watch, but Gussie has developed a spine and is on her side. As a concession, he says he will let me blog "occasionally."
Muzzer is adamant. So I have started my campaign.
First...from here on she is my Grandma, and I shall address her as such. She is old enough to be a Grandma, and I kind of like the sound of it.
Second...I am getting up five minutes earlier every morning, effective tomorrow (Tanner Tuesday) This is a stealth move, so don't tell her. I want to see how long it takes her to realize what is going on. This will also effect Dad, so maybe he will join my side of the argument.
Third...All of you who have so kindly said that you will read my blog and enjoy it should just keep mentioning it whenever I write, OK?
Fourth...I am going to see a hair dresser and have myself died pink.
Fifth...I am going to unlock my crate every day (I can do it, it is a lot of trouble, but this is worth it. )
Sixth...While out of my crate, I will wreak havoc on the house! That way, I will have fun, fun, fun while the folks are away.
Seventh...I am going to eat all Gussie's food and steal all his treats
Eighth...I am no longer going to let Gussie win our tussles. His ego can suffer.
Ninth...I am NEVER walking in a straight line on my leash. I will make every effort to trip her at least once a walkie.
Tenth...I will begin using her hardwood floors and carpet instead of the grass ! (ahem, nicely put, huh?)
I hope to report success on some front soon.
I will keep you posted