The way we take a shower's this
First muzzer gets undressed
And then she gets the water warm
And shouts to "Bring them on!"
I must let Teka be the first
She likes it lots, you know
She comes out smelling really nice
With fur as white as snow.
And then it's my turn,
Oh, please no!
I do not like this stuff
It makes me sneeze, it makes me cry
Please muzzer, that's enough!
But muzzer has a mean streak too
And likes me white and sunny
She says when I am nice and beige
I also smell quite funny
She scrubs and scrubs and bubbles makes
And then she rinses off
And when it gets into my nose,
It makes me gag and cough
But at the end, we each get dried
In soft and fluffy towels.
And brushed a little, but not much
And combed on cheek and jowls.
And when it's done,
We pick our treats
From muzzer's big white bag
And Teka looks for something sweet
And I try not to brag
About how good I was today
And what a brave, big boy
I think that I should get a lovely
Snack, or just a toy!
We did this all for Stanley's mom
Who likes to see me fluffy
So here I stand all white and clean
And looking like a stuffie!