With stuffy fuzzy feet
And sides and back
And fuzzy tail
What kind of dog is this, who sitting down
Fills an entire square of 12 inch tile,?
Seen from the rear
What kind of dog is this, with fluffy ears?
Who always moves his head, when muzzer snaps, a darling shot
What kind of dog is this? Are you confused?
Well so was the new lady who just finished grooming school.
She must've been asleep when terriers were taught, that's true.
Just give me half a day, to run around
I figure I'll be back to normal then, with dirty feet.
And next time I am in dire need of help
With personal hygiene, and grooming tips, I'll wash myself
And I won't fluffy be, but sleek and smooth
With lovely wirey hairs and sleek mustache and long straight beard.
But until then my friends, just please don't laugh
When I come into view, or run away, you'll know it's me.
many thanks to Faya for my lovely new kerchief, which was part of my barkday box. It was the brightest spot of my day.