27 February 2008

What in *&^(_ did she think I am!

kinda sorta goes to "what kind of fool am I?"


What kind of dog is this, with fuzzy butt ?
With stuffy fuzzy feet
And sides and back
And fuzzy tail
What kind of dog is this, who sitting down


Fills an entire square of 12 inch tile,?


Seen from the rear

What kind of dog is this, with fluffy ears?

Who always moves his head, when muzzer snaps, a darling shot

What kind of dog is this? Are you confused?

Well so was the new lady who just finished grooming school.

She must've been asleep when terriers were taught, that's true.

Just give me half a day, to run around

I figure I'll be back to normal then, with dirty feet.

And next time I am in dire need of help

With personal hygiene, and grooming tips, I'll wash myself

And I won't fluffy be, but sleek and smooth

With lovely wirey hairs and sleek mustache and long straight beard.

But until then my friends, just please don't laugh

When I come into view, or run away, you'll know it's me.

many thanks to Faya for my lovely new kerchief, which was part of my barkday box. It was the brightest spot of my day.

Gussie

21 comments:

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh Gussie,
Did she even leave you a beard??? We can't see one. Poor boy, did she think you were a poodle??? Think she better go back to school, hehehehe. Your blurry picture is really cute. Too bad you had to wiggle. You have your head tilted just like Snickers always does, tee hee. You need to do some major back rolls on the carpet, that will help flatten your hair out. BTW, your new bandana is very bootiful from Faya.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butcho & Miss Snickers

Blue said...

I personally think a fluffy Gussie is cute, extra cuddlesome.
And anyway, your smart new bandana, adds the macho touch!

Pats & pets
Blue

Maggie & Mitch said...

This lady obviously needs to go back to school and take more classes on How to trim the perfect Terrier! At least she didn't scalp you, Gussie!
Love the bandana! It's very stylish!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Cassidy said...

You look so cuddly Gussie! Harry getted an Airecut yesterday and he be nekkid!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Square Face said...

Hi Gussie,
Just roll around in the dirt and you'll feel much better. Thats what we do. Muis the airedale Granny knows how you feel, she also went through a BAD Haircut. IT will grow back soon.
The Red bandana looks real goooood.
Smoochies Squareface & Pickles

E. Rabbit said...

I rhink you look adorable, Gus.

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Wow Gus, you are right. You have it worse than I. At least my fur is still wirey looking. You almost look like a Bichon. Buddy, you need to do some roaching on the couch, floor, anywhere you can. I would just go roll in the snow and mud, if it were me. But, since you live in AZ that probably won't work.

Once you add your own handiwork to your do, you will look more like the true terrier that you are!

Brothers in bad 'dos...

Sam

Faya said...

Oh noooooooo my pooooor Gussie.... It is awful....did she think you are a poodle ? ahhhhwww..... she is doing the wrong job...
But Véronique and I are still love you a lot !
Kisses, Faya

Jackson said...

Hey Gus, never mind, it'll grow back! You look very fluffy! J x

Patience-please said...

Oh Gus! You look poofy!

Well, at least you can grow your real coat back. We have no such options.

wags from the whippets

Asta said...

Gussie
Pawsonallynothing can mask youw tewiewificness in my eyes..maybe the stoopid giwl thought you wewe an eastew lambie?hehehe..I want to come and give you a lot of cuddly mooshes and then it will flatten out youw bichon cut..Youw banana fwom Faya suits you to a tee
smoochie kisses
Asta

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Ahem...cough...sputter...oh heck, I give up...oh Gus...you give a whole new meaning to the words Fuzz Butt!!!!! Find somethin' seriously stinky...and go and ROLL in it...now! We don't even know how she did it...musta been some not so stylin' mousse and a major blow dryer...Fortunately ur handsome self overshadows this particular "do"...though Lacie thinks you look TOTALLY HOT...but she's a girl...

Scruffy

Joe Stains said...

A few years ago there was a song that said something about being rough and tough with an afro puff, perhaps you could put that song on your blog ;)

Lenny said...

You are so fluffy, Gus! Actually you look pretty cute.
My mom tried using the hair dryer on me to get me fluffy but I wouldn't sit still for her.

Your friend, Lenny

Maya and Kena said...

Hey Gus,
We think you look really cute like that! We like puffy!! You look like a really cute stuffie!!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Stanley said...

Gussie!

My girl echos Lacie's sentiments! She thinks you look FABulous no matter what. (She also is VERY embarrassing, as hoomans go).

I thought maybe muzzer had gotten herself a Bichon or something. But, don't sweat it, man. You'll give muzzer a good reason to wash you again soon. I'm almost certain of it.

Goober love & sympathy,
Stanley

Agatha and Archie said...

GUSSIE!!!!! You are SOOO fluffy!!! It is a new look,the latest in terrier hair do's, it's you,its fab,WE LOVE IT(but do go roll in a little dirt)..Love A+A

Asta said...

Gussie
Could you teach me doga??maybe that would calm me..so faw this meditation is kindof bowing..but i'm not giving up!

Hve you had any look defluffing??
I could just come ovew and Mommi and I would hug you and scwitchie you till the fluffies go away..we think you awe weally cute!
smoochie kisses
Asta

BrandytheGreat said...

You look too cute gus!

William Tell said...

Maybe they could name a haircut after you? Kinda looks like a lamb. A wiry kind of lamb. It works, though. :)

William Tell

Peanut said...

we think you look nice.