09 April 2008

I Protest!

OK...We just barely got back from the festivities in New York, and climbed out of Air Ruby. Let me tell you pals, there is no party anywhere to match that one that Scruffy, Lacey and BabyStan orgaized for the big welcome home Asta/Happy Barkday Ruby Bleu days this week.

Anyway....I was layin on the floor just kind of chilling out, and I heard this awful rumor. Well, actually, I found it in a note that Butcho wrote!

It seems Muzzer and Dad are headed for Memphis this weekend. And they aren't takin' me along. And they aren't leavin' me and Teka with G-Pop either. NOOOOO.

Me and Teka are going to be boarded at the PetsHotel! Now, I am reserving judgement. It may be an OK kind of place. But .... just in case. Can you send me some suggestions about what I can do to get even with muzzer if I really hate this place?

Do you know, they don't even have computers for me to blog?

Now I ask you...what kind of place is this!

Despondent already


Joe Stains said...

holy crap! um a hotel usually has room service, free internet and someone comes to clean up after you every day! If it sucks, call us!

Stanley said...

Whoa, Gussie!

If Muzzer & your dad are discriminating in their hotel tastes, you should be okay, but no internet??? Kinda hard to believe.

I'll have Stella cook up something you can do to get even if you need to.

Goober love,

Harry said...

That hotel does actually look quite swish. I hope your mini break passes quickly though.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Blue said...

Poor Gussie!
I'd ask for an up-grade to the Dog Deluxe Suite if I were you.

Pats & pets

Maggie & Mitch said...

We ditto what Joey says! It sounds like a wonderful vacation for you and Teka, Gussie! Make sure you get separate rooms with an adjoining door!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmmm...to get back at Muzzer...thinkin', processin'...

We're figurin' she's stressed with the move. Now..ur gonna start seeing boxes with TAPE on them. Simply flip the box...grap the tape OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX ...and ripppppppppp....

Then flip box over and hide removed tape.

Wait for the fun to begin!!!! Especially if it's china!!!!!

Gales of raucous terrier laughter, snorts, farts and any other disgustin' bodily functions that happen with dog hilarity...

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Gus...ignore my bros...they're horrible creatures.

Muzzer worked sooooooooo hard on that fab toasted pasta stuff...oh yummm...

I don't think I'm gonna fit into my spring clothes!!!

Why don't you and Teka come and stay with us??

We could get into...er have so much fun!!!


Lacy said...

woofies and burfs gus and teka...hmm u mite have fun at the pets motel..me will b thinkin on revenge...but it looks to me like they wood wanna let u 2 check out that new house too..

b safe,
bear and
angel lacylulu ;)

Jake of Florida said...

Gussie old pal old pal,

First, if it's a decent place, you will get lots more love and attention from lots more people (and other dogs) than you get at home when your 'rents are stressed. Trust us, we;ve been there!!

Second, we've instructed our new blue heron-cam to check out what your muzzer and dad are doing in Memphis, so you won't miss a beat.

Stay cool, pal, stay cool.

Jake and Just Harry

Butchy & Snickers said...

Dear Gussie,
We tried to get Muzzer to drop you off here with us, but she didn't want to plop you out of the airplane over Iowa, hehehehe. We know how you can get even, so pmail us when you have internet again.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Miss Snickers your honey & Butcho

Asta said...

Oh Gussie
That is too cwuel!!!
You should have stayed in NY..we could have had a ball!..but knowing Muzzew I bet it's a pwetty cool place...BTW..the nine houws in the bag wewe OK, cause it was my wegoolaw nighttime sneep..and I could smell my Mommi and felt fine..she mooshed me a couple of times, just to make suwe I was fine..I dweamt all the way
smoochie kisses

Snowball said...

Poor Gussie. I hope you like the pet hotel.


4xBs said...

hi Gus, thanks for visiting the 4Bs and your concern about our beheaded friend, Burt. Dr. Snitchybug is a world renowned expert at bringing dead stuffies back to life, so we have our paws crossed for him to be perfect once again. we hope you will have fun at your hotel. maybe you can party!


BenTheRotti said...

The hotel looks kinda swish.. is there room/maid service? No internet?? oh my dogness .. please tell me they at least have TV??

As for revenge, a carefully placed pile of chewed food.. right where their bare toes will step in it when they get out of bed... added bonus is you get to watch them dance, whilst cursing and panicking about what exactly they have trodden in hehehe

You could always video the aforementioned and post it on here.. just to REALLY embarrass them ;)

Hope you enjoy the break,

Ben xxxx

Patience-please said...

If they have a pay by treat goodies bar in your room, empty it every day!!! And pretend you forgot who they are when they get back... that always drives our servant nuts.

wags from the whippets

Turbo the Sibe said...

No computer!?! Definitely beneath you!

wally said...

Whoa. Uh, if they're sending you to the PetsHotel be sure to put loads of things on the room tab--room service, massages, cats to chase, etc.


Agatha and Archie said...

Oh dear, no computer???I bet no TV either..we'll have to think...Love A+A

Jackson said...

Hey Gus, that pet hotel does look kinda swanky. Does your room have a mini bar? J x

Eric said...

Gus, Pet hotel looks kind of cool, but be sure to ask for for the pet-house suite when you check in, just in case muzzer forgot to book it for you.

Wiry wags, Eric

Asta said...

I hope you and Teka awe OK aftew youw stay at the Pets Hotel..did you get masssages and good woom sewvice??
I hope so
I miss you
smoochie kisses

CaliChi said...

How was the pet hotel? Would you go back? Did you enjoy yourself?