Disobedient Muzzer

With apologies to A.A. Milne:

Gus, Gus, marvelous Dagger

Wonderful W.F.T

Took great care of his Muzzer

Since he was only three

Gus, Gus, said to his Muzzer

"Muzzer" he said, said he

"You must never go out of this Phoenix town

If you don't go out with me!"

Gus, Gus Dagger his muzzer

Packed up her suitcase brown

Gus, Gus Dagger his muzzer

flew right out of town

Gus, Gus Dagger his muzzer

Said to herself said she

"Why I can go out of this Phoenix town

And be back by half past three"

Gus' Father put up a notice

"LOST, STOLEN or STRAYED!

Gus, Gus Dagger his muzzer

Seems to have been mislayed!

Last seen boarding an Airplane

Quite of her own accord. She thought she could

Go out of this Phoenix town, Quite a Substantial Reward!"

Enough! Enough!

Muzzer has returned. She smells like Aunt Marie, and to my sniffy knowledge has not been consorting with strange dogs.

I am making her sleep in the spare bedroom until such time as she apologies with food.

I will post again after I am groomed and handsome.

kisses

Gussie

For those who want the original version:

A. A. Milne - Disobedience

James James
Morrison Morrison
Weatherby George Dupree
Took great
Care of his Mother
Though he was only three.

James James
Said to his Mother,
"Mother," he said, said he;
"You must never go down to the end of the town, if
you don't go down with me."

James James
Morrison's Mother
Put on a golden gown,
James James
Morrison's Mother
Drove to the end of the town.
James James
Morrison's Mother
Said to herself, said she:
"I can get right down to the end of the town and be
back in time for tea."

King John
Put up a notice,
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
JAMES JAMES
MORRISON'S MOTHER
SEEMS TO HABE BEEN MISLAID.
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN TO THE END OF
THE TOWN - FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!

James James
Morrison Morrison
(Commonly known as Jim)
Told his
Other relations
Not to go blaming him.
James James
Said to his Mother,
"Mother," he said, said he,
"You must never go down to the end of the town with-
out consulting me."

James James
Morrison's Mother
Hasn't been heard of since.
King John
Said he was sorry,
So did the Queen and Prince.
King John
(Somebody told me)
Said to a man he knew:
"If people go down to the end of the town, well, what
can anyone do?"
(Now then, very softly)
J. J.
M. M.
W. G. du P.
Took great
C/o his M*****
Though he was only 3.
J. J.
Said to his M*****
"M*****," he said, said he:
"You-must-never-go-down-to-the-end-of-the-town-if-
you-don't-go-down-with ME!"