12 December 2008

I'm Getting Nothing, for Christmas ....by Teka

Y'all might remember parts of this one...every year we reprise it, and every year, we have more to add.

I ran away and scared my dad;
Somebody snitched on me.
I ate a toad and I am glad;
Somebody snitched on me.

I made them buy an 'lectric fence;
Got past that one some months hence;
Stayed out late at someones ranch;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Muzzer and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I've chewed up each and every tug
I ate a bird and then a bug.
Puked it all up on the rug
Somebody snitched on me

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Muzzer and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

Take this lesson straight to heart
Don't make being bad an art
Make new friends and do your part
Or someone'll snitch on you.


Butchy & Snickers said...

Awwwwh, poor Teka. How come you always get into trouble?? Is that your middle name?? hehehehe!
We bet you'll get a prezzie from Muzzer & Dad though.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby
PS Scuby got another mousie last night!

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh my oh my WE ARE LIGHT YEARS BEHIND on your songs!!!! But now we are all caught up on them ...tell Muzzer she is the nuts....Love and kisses A+A

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

And yet another great song. But Teka, try to be really good until Christmas and I bet you will get something after all!!!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Another masterpiece!


Lorenza said...

Maybe Gus can share his presents with you!
Kisses and hugs

Maggie and Mitch said...

awwwwww, poor Teka! Muzzer and your dad will come around. You'll see! It's easy to forgive at Christmastime!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Stanley said...

Teka Girl!

You don't look a bit sad about someGussie snitching on you, because you know you have a soft-hearted muzzer who can't help but give you your Christmas prezzies!

I do like that sly grin you're sporting from under the blankie, though.

Goober love & prayers for Gussie,

Peanut said...

My boy loved that song. :)

Patience-please said...

You're not getting nothing. You're getting my heart.

Swede William

Joe Stains said...

omdog that swede william is some kind of charmer! I think the Doof found his Christmas song too.

Bumpass Hounds said...

Hey Teka,
Not to worry. Pupply Claws knows that there is no such thing as a "bad dog."

Santa ships by FEDEX so Memphis is on his route; in fact it's on just about all his routes in the US.

Merry Christmas to you and Gussie and your whole entire family.

Thank ya, thank ya very much.

Go Titans, Ship FEDEX, etc.


Koobuss said...

Poor Teka. You look so sad. I'm sore Santa will remember you not matter what the song says.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,