Muzzer says I must first make clear that she really (no, REALLY) doesn't usually read Reader's Digest. But she has been spending a lot of time waiting in the offices of various Doctors and Dentists while Aunt Marie has her blood pressure checked, and her teeth whitened (at 95!) And she thought she would share this with you, because she is not the only one writing alt. lyrics to christmas songs this year!
BARK THE HAIRY ANGELS SING
"Look at us, the latest thing"
"Curly hair and tempers mild"
"Big and small dog reconciled"
"Don't forget us" call the puggles
Shorkies yip "We're best for snuggles"
"Wait a sec" the mutts proclaim
"'Neath our fur we're all the same"
"Hark, though wondrous breeds abound."
"Don't forsake the local pound."
Reader's Digest, Dec., 2008 pg 141