30 September 2009

Our Muzzer's back!

Our Muzzer's back, and she's really in Trouble
Hey Na, Hey Na, our muzzer's back
While she was gone, we reduced this place to rubble
Hey Na, Hey Na, our muzzer's back

We're makin her sorry she was ever born
Hey Na, Hey Na, our muzzer's back
If she doesn't get busy we will post some porn
Hey Na, Hey Na, our Muzzer's back

Hey She left us with the Vettie
And, we didn't get no Petties

She's been gone for such a long time
Hey na, Hey Na, our Muzzer's back
We were sad and now it's her time
Hey Na, Hey Na, our muzzer's back
She's gonna be sorry that she left us there
Hey Na, hey Na, our Muzzer's back
While she's asleep we are cuttin her hair
Hey Na, Hey Na, our Muzzer's back

Hey, she left us with the Vettie
And, we didn't get no petties

She played with Asta and with Duffy Too
Hey Na, Hey Na, our muzzer's back
For all we know she played with the whole zooooo
Hey na, hey Na, our muzzer's back
She went to New Yawk and she went to Dee Seee
Hey Na, Hey na, our muzzer's back
And she didn't bring a treat for Gussie or Meeee
Hey Na, Hey Na, our muzzer's back

Yeah, we're gonna make her sorry
And, we'll cause her lots of worry

We're thinkin' we should eat her new shoooos
Hey Na, Hey Na, our muzzer's back
Then, she'll get us some great chews
Hey na, Hey Na, our Muzzer's back
How long we're bad is gonna depend
Hey na, Hey Na, our Muzzer's back
On how much she grovels and how much she will spend
Hey Na, Hey Na, Our Muzzer's back

Yeah, she's gonna be sorry
And We're gonna make her worry
Hey Na, Hey Na, our Muzzer's back.

14 comments:

TwoSpecialWires said...

Do you see a pattern here? Seems she left ya, too, when two certain WFTs came to visit in Memphis. Hmmmm. But she did come home with good smells and some treats. We're guessing the treats are "in the mail." We suggest you give her a break. From what we heard, she had a great time. You don't want to spoil her mood. We'd suggest being on your best behavior, or the consequences might be grim. Ya know what we mean? SOMEDAY....

Just with your best interests in mind,
Cuz we love you guys (and your folks, too),
Jake and Fergi xxoo

The OP Pack said...

Someone better wake Muzzer up soon, or she won't be the only one in trouble.

Woos, the OP Pack

Brownie said...

BOL BOL BOL! I hope this is only a bad dream for Muzzer...!

Fred said...

Hahaha! I love parrot-ees!

Patience-please said...

Gussie, we love your songs better than just about ANYTHING! (Swede William says, excepting Teka Toy!!!)

Glad Muzzer is home. We're sure she missed you terrible. Don't be too hard on her.

wags from the whippets

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo would think 'they' would learn EVENTUALLY where their priorities really need to be!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Woo go!!!

Mango said...

She might have left you, but obviously needed her WFT fixes.

Most excellent lyrics.

Slobbers,
Mango

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Welcome back, Muzzer!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Moco said...

We are thinking that you had better be careful. Muzzer may have learned a new trick or two from Asta. Do you think she would like a shorter haircut?

Koobuss said...

Gussie and Teka,

That sure sounds like a plan to me. I especially like your ideas at the end about the shoos and chews. Seems like you are on the right track. Ya gotta make her pay.

Keep us informed as to how you make out. Good luck!


Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Asta said...

Gussie
All she talked about is you..Gussie this and gussie that ..Gussie is the pawfect boy etc. Hmmm,I wondew how she'll look in that showt haiw..if you need a colow consultant , I'm youw giwl.
Mommi is wunning awound singing that song now, hey na,Hey Ne glad Muzzew is back!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Now we can't get that song out of our heads. Thanks a lot Teka. Very appropriate lyrics though.
- TBH&K

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Oh no, I hope nothing bad happens.
Sally Ann

Joe Stains said...

Well we are glad she is back, you should prbably make a stain or 2 ok?