18 December 2009

2009 Kissing Contest

We have a special request from Jake and Fergi for a new rendition of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." So I went to my archives and found two versions from prior years. You can find them by searching "kissing Santa Claus" on my blog, but we warn you, one of the doggies in the first version went to the Rainbow Bridge, and the big romance in the second version seems to be sputtering a bit. So, Maybe we just want to go with these for this year. One for Jake, One for Fergi.

I saw Fergi Kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the Mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Fergi tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Butchy had only seen
Fergi kissing Santa Claus last night!"
And Now, for my Pal Jakey
I saw Jakey Kissing Sandy Claus
Underneath the Mistletoe last night
He didn't hear me creep,
down the stairs to take a peep
He thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Jakey tickle Sandy Claus
Underneath her curls of snowy white.
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Sally had only Seen
Jakey Kissing Sandy Claus last night.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

What pawesome twists on Khyssing Santa Khlaus!

Tank woo fur sharing!


PeeEssWoo: SOOOO, how about Lacie and The Three Kings...or Lacie in the manger...or Lacie not being silent night!

Patience Renzulli said...

We are running out of superlatives. And whippets rarely run OUT of anything! Generally speaking, we just run!

wags from the whippets

TwoSpecialWires said...

Awww. We're exposed! (Blush) It's true. We're hoping that Butchy and Sally are noticing us this holiday season. (Blush again) We each think they are very special. So ... innocent little dogs that we are ... just who are Stanny Claus and Sandy Claus? Did we do something to get us in trouble? We sure hope not! We're trying very hard to be good!

Writing a list for Santa,
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Maggie and Mitch said...

Great job, Gussie! Fergi and Jake are gonna love this!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

I can see those two creeping around to kiss Santa.


Jackson said...

It just wouldn't be Christmas without your Christmas song rewrites ;)

Your pal,

Jackson x

The OP Pack said...

ha roo roooo - that was so good - you made our Mom laugh out loud.

woos, Thunder and Phantom

Joe Stains said...

Much better than our version where I got busted kissing Mom :(