I really think it's keen
But Teka recently has said
"I hate that d*%n machine."
So now when it is time to clean
Miss Teka comes out fightin"
The way she growls and screetches at it
Really can be frightenin'
"Come and get me, mean machine
I do not find you scarey
You may be big, you may be blue
But I am mean and hairy
Attack the machine first head on
Then go against the corners
Be very loud, be very brave
When muzzer laughs, just warn her
The score is in MY favor
'cause I know where this plugs in
If all else fails, I'll eat the cord
Tomorrow for din-din."
She must be doing something right
Ya gotta give her that
The score is now fifteen to naught
The monster's score is flat.