15 December 2010

A personal favorite!

Teka Reprises "I'm Getting nuthin for Christmas!"

I broke my bat on Gussie's head;

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a frog in muzzer’s bed;

Somebody snitched on me.

I made fresh pee on Daddy’s rug;

I made Gussie eat a bug;

Ate some gum and a little slug;

Somebody snitched on me.


Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Muzzer and Daddy are mad.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.


I put a tack on E.beth’s chair

somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Noni’s plants

climbed a tree and ate my pants

Dumped the sugar bowl and then

somebody snitched on me.


So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Muzzer and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.


I won't be seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now, but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do'

Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas too

I'm Gonna Snitch on you!

6 comments:

Jake of Florida said...

Loved the sentiment -- but can't quite place the melody.

Pobrecita!!

J and JH

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Teka, you are so naughty:) Great carol - we sang along with you.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Bronson and Pepper said...

Very good! We like it...though we hope Teka will be getting something for Christmas...
Bones and treats
Bronson and Pepper

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Bravo Teka Toy!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Maggie and Mitch said...

We are just lovin' this one, Teka! We can't stop laughing!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

Teka
You awe in deep doo doo. Just sayin, heheheh
smoochie kisses
ASTA
(didn't you leawn anything fwom last yeaw?)