20 March 2011

Counterpoint

Look, internet doggies. I, Eartha Kitteh, am here to speak with you about this game called basketball (which, as far as I can tell, is not as fun as the game called fetch).

The lady I live with, E. Rabbit, says this dog named Gus that she says is my uncle is all sorts of bummed because both teams called "Terriers" are out of the Basketball Tournament.

I would like to point out that by contrast, TWO teams called "Cats" are still in the tournament: the Cats of Kentucky and the Cats of Arizona.

She says these teams are both "Wild Cats," which I thought meant cats who live in the out of doors, as I used to before I moved in with her. But she says they are actually BIG MEAN CATS who live in the mountains and eat smaller cats and dogs and bunnies and things.

I think that sounds like a pretty sweet gig, if you ask me.

She also says that SHE is one of the Wild Cats from Arizona. And then she sings a song called "Bear Down, Arizona" to prove this.

Let us review the evidence, internet doggies and people:

1) She thinks a dog called Gus is my uncle.
2) She thinks another dog called Teka is my cousin.
3) She thinks she is a Wild Cat.
4) She thinks that a song about bears is evidence.

Clearly, this lady is not so bright. But regardless: Go Cats!

15 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

More proof it is the heat!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: There were multiple pakhks of Huskies but Gooey Footed People beat the ones from Wooshington - but the ones from Khonnekht The Dots are still running!

Mango said...

She sounds a bit confused. Possibly too much time in the sun.

Slobbers,
Mango

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Yep, sounds like she has been under the sun too long.

Woofs,
Pepsi

Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Zeek said...

Hmmmmm, our kitties don't know what basketball is. Mama was a WILD CAT in gradeschool, hahahahaha! So long ago............
Zeek & Sylvester want to know if you are coming to the powker pawty at Lacie's house?? Maybe the WILD CATS will be on the big screen there for you to watch.
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie & Zeek

Sunshade said...

LOL.... I didn't think I like cats much (other than to exercise if you know what I mean), but ... I think I LIKE you!!!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Remington said...

Cats can be like that....

Asta said...

Gussie
Pleez tell Miss Eawfa Kitteh that hew Mommi has indeed spent too much time in that hot climate wif the sun fwying the bwains.

I cewtainly pwefew fetch to basketball. i'm not tall like my Daddi , so I can't evew get those baskits. I suppose catses awe bettew at leaoing up to those heights, sighhhh
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess Gusie, I'm wowwied about Bussie and Joey and I'm just sad all awound

Honey the Great Dane said...

Heee! Hee! You sound very wise, Eartha Kitteh!

Hi Gus & Teka - sorry I haven't visited in ages but it was great to catch up on your posts - loved your Mardi Gras one!!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Moco said...

Boy, have you called that one right on. Stay cool and humor her. You never know what those unstable ones are going to do. Case in point, our crazy old bat.

Asta said...

Sweet Gussikins
When the weathew gets bettew, you might see me totally nekkid, hehehe
All my snow melted this aftewnoon and the sun came out and now I'm puppy sitting Duffy
I'm twying to be nice cause he's scawed of evewything poow kid
smoochie kisses and some to Muzzew too who sounds like she can use it, hehehe
love youw
ASTA

TwoSpecialWires said...

You sound like a very bright cat, kitteh. Just don't forget who feeds you. And pets you. And lets you live indoors. Humor her, if you must.

xx
Jake and Fergi (who like to sniff where the wildcats have been)

Koobuss said...

You have every reason to be concerned. It all sounds rather strange to me. I'm still trying to figure out what bears have to do with wildcats.
And how 'bout them Spiders? I know that Gussie and Teka live in Richmond now, but Spiders? They're not even cute. Sheesh...


Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Asta said...

Gussie
Thank you fow the zen you sent to my baby bwuvvew..I twied to give it to him, he weally is a newcvoos woofie, poow thing. Othewwise, he is a vewy sweet boy.
He's going home this aftewnoon and I will have Mommi and Daddi all to myself again..
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Mumsie's mumbling somethin' bout the Blue Devils, but we're not sure what that's all about....mostly we've been thinkin' bout Joe Stains and makin' 'em...STAINS, I mean...all kinds...pee, poop, mud...drives 'em crackerdogs...

Kisses...

Lacie

Asta said...

Gussiekins
I'm going to take that big nine gween papew bill and buy you a caw so that you can come visit me mowe often..I miss seeing you and cuddling
smoochie kisses
ASTA