Hello, people and doggies. It is I, Eartha Kitteh.
Recently, I was reading the wall calendar, which I do sometimes to make sure this lady E. Rabbit is not planning to take me to the V-E-T or to get my beautiful long sharp nails trimmed.
And I saw that today said it was "Eartha Day." Except they'd left the "a" off the end by mistake.
So I said "hey, lady! What is this? Is this my birthday? I thought that was June." And she said "no, Eartha Kitteh, it is Earth Day, not Eartha Day." And she said it was a day to honor and learn about the Earth and environmentalism and things.
Personally, I think Eartha Day would be much more fun than Earth Day. We would all eat lots of tuna and people would give me toys to play with.
But since it is Earth Day and not Eartha Day, I thought I would get into the spirit of things.
Here I am saying "Hey you! You had better recycle these newspapers, or I will SWAT you! Respect the Earth and the Eartha!"