OH BOY, AM I DEEP IN HORSE POOPEY
When Gussie was back at that Circle K brushing his teeth and smoothing his fur down so he would look good for the Pawty, he got stopped by the fuzz!
And I must say, for Gussie, he handled this whole thing very well.
Even when the State Trooper called him "Little Buddy."
He said, "I am sorry sir, but you must have me confused with another dog. Little Buddy is the favorite of my friend Blue in the UK, but as far as I know, he has never been to Iowa."
And he answered politely when the trooper asked where he was headed and if he knew how to get there.
And Gussie said he was headed to pick up Butchy and Miss Snickers for a Pawty. And the trooper knew who they were, and about how their mama raises Koi Fishies.
So Gussie opened the trunk to put "his" laptop away, and the trooper peeked in. And he said to Gussie "Uhh, little buddy, your hat in there is movin around."
And Gussie said, "oh no sir, you must be mistaken. " And he picked up the hat and put it on his head.
And I guess you all know where I was hiding!
So now Gussie knows I am riding in the trunk.
And I am up to my cute little chin in doo-doo.
And so I have posted these pictures which I took with my mom's cell phone. Just in case he is really angry by the time we reach Butchy and Snickers' house, and really does drown me in the Koi pools like he threatened.
But I don't think Snickers and her Mom will let him do that, so these photos are insurance, in case some stranger has to identify my body from the bottom of the koi pool, ya know.
Kissies to all
Mom, I am sorry I took your cell phone and i-Pod.
Gussie, I am sorry I gutted all your stuffies.
Muzzer, I am sorry I got up so early all those mornings and was a pill in general.