Me and Muzzer got inspired on our walkies this morning, because it was FOGGY in AZrizona! And that is not even an Annual Happening! It is an anomaly, an unusual occurence, a FLUKE. But we liked it. So we sang and made up words while we walked. Er, actually, muzzer sang, and I made up words. I am not so good at singing, but good at doggerel, or so my friends and readers say.
And because my friend Joey is a very sensitive type fellow, and he does not like the cold weather, we made up this song for him, and his brother Tanner. See you on Air Ruby soon guys!
Fog has come to AZ riz o-ona
Joe Stains wears a lot more clothes
Tanner says "Hey is it Tuesday yet"
and Mom says "Everybody knows"
You guys think you are heading off this week
To the party far away
Way up north in chilly Ioway
Where you want to skate and play
Jo-ey you will probably be safe
Inside there beside the fire
Tanner though, well he'll be in the snow
Chasing all the 'Dales and Wires
I think he will need my small cell phone
And my big and bright flash light
That way if he goes into the woods
At least he can see a bit at night.
Joey Here's an extra scarf for you
A hat, an extra pair of socks
Oh, and take these pretty mittens too
So your paws won't feel too shocked
You must both be very careful now
If you go onto the ice
Don't fall down and break a leg,
Broken legs aren't nice
When you come back home on Ruby Air
Weather here will be quite fair
We'll have sunshine and some doggy treats
And thaw your little feets.