12 December 2007

Two Fer

Me and Muzzer got inspired on our walkies this morning, because it was FOGGY in AZrizona! And that is not even an Annual Happening! It is an anomaly, an unusual occurence, a FLUKE. But we liked it. So we sang and made up words while we walked. Er, actually, muzzer sang, and I made up words. I am not so good at singing, but good at doggerel, or so my friends and readers say.

And because my friend Joey is a very sensitive type fellow, and he does not like the cold weather, we made up this song for him, and his brother Tanner. See you on Air Ruby soon guys!


Fog has come to AZ riz o-ona
Joe Stains wears a lot more clothes
Tanner says "Hey is it Tuesday yet"
and Mom says "Everybody knows"

You guys think you are heading off this week
To the party far away
Way up north in chilly Ioway
Where you want to skate and play

Jo-ey you will probably be safe
Inside there beside the fire
Tanner though, well he'll be in the snow
Chasing all the 'Dales and Wires

I think he will need my small cell phone
And my big and bright flash light
That way if he goes into the woods
At least he can see a bit at night.

Joey Here's an extra scarf for you
A hat, an extra pair of socks
Oh, and take these pretty mittens too
So your paws won't feel too shocked

You must both be very careful now
If you go onto the ice
Don't fall down and break a leg,
Broken legs aren't nice

When you come back home on Ruby Air
Weather here will be quite fair
We'll have sunshine and some doggy treats
And thaw your little feets.


Snowball said...

I think I am pretty afraid of cold weather too, despite of my thick coat.

Gussie, I received your Christmas card yesterday. Thank you.


Joe Stains said...

Gus, this was such a great song, and thank you for the offer of all the warm clothes! This song is going to be a Christmas classic at our place :) I can't even wait to see Tanner attempt to ice skate its going to be hilarious.

Peanut said...

oh haha that was a good one. We love Joe and Tanner

Patience-please said...

Another super hit!

the whippet waggle (but we like OUR song the very, very, VERY best of all ever and ever amen)

Asta said...

you even make Joe unafwaid with that fabulous song..he knows thewe'll be a fiwe and extwa clothes thanks to you...I need a booklet to save all these songs so I can sing them evewy yeaw!
smoochie kisses

Harry said...

Poor Joey, just looking at him makes me feel cold!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Maggie & Mitch said...

Another winner, Gussie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Pacco de Mongrel said...

hallo gussie,

i got ur card today...thank you so much...

mine is on the way...stay tune

Agatha and Archie said...

That was another great one!! We are in the midst of a HUGE snow storm!!! Love A+A

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Gussie...
Yet another Christmas classic is born!!! Oh and thanks for the help on Aire Ruby! I think the new additions will be great!

Lots of Licks,Ruby

Gus and Louie said...

That is a great song.. Louie tries to sing but he is just very annoying. Dad says since he is deaf he has no volume control...

Stanley said...


Do you secretly work as a therapist on the side? It seems like you're just giving all of us just what we need through these songs. Thanks for having my bud, Joe's back!

Goober love,