08 July 2008

As you know, the last time I saw Teka, she was gettin into Swede William's limousine, heading off to visit him in Paducah. She called from Cape Giradeau, Mo where she had sweet talked the limo driver into visiting a Steak n' Shake, and then again from Paducah as they were pulling up in front of the Whippet Waggel House.

Since then, we haven't heard from her. And - now this is a seecrud, OK? I am gettin a little worried.

So, I have been in contact with Inspector Butcho
And Detective Joe Stains
To see if they will infiltrate the waggle and just tell me she is OK.
They are planning to go in undercover, disguised as whippets. I don't know how they can manage that, but they are both masters of disguise. It will be interesting.



Jackson and Patrick said...

We will keep our eyes peeled for her!

Agatha and Archie said...

Brilliant idea!! We can't wait to see their disguise(of course how we will know it is them if it is a disguise??) Love A+A

Lacy said...

w00f's Gussie, iffin anydog can find Teka, it wood b those 2...

b safe,

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Dear Heavens...Teka took off to go and hang out with the Whippets???? Whippetville is never gonna be the same again! This could be a good thing Gussie...at least she won't be peeing on the hardwoods!!!!

Sweet William has his work cut out for him, doesn't he?

Wow...we're not sure we've ever seen Teka sittin' still long enough to moon over anything much less an intact Whippet.

Can you see Butchie and Joey with all those Whippets chasin' 'em???

That oughta be rich!!!!!


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Joe Stains said...

Thank DOG I have been dieting is all I can say....

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's nice that you're getting help to keep an eye on Teka

~ Girl girl

Jackson said...

Hahah, just laughing at Joe's comment about dieting. I'm sure Butchy & Joe are up to the job. J x

Jake of Florida said...

This should be one great investigation!! Wonder what the whippet servant will think!!

Keep us informed.

Jake and Just Harry

Maggie & Mitch said...

We can't wait to hear what the investigators come up with!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Gussie,
Inspector Butcho left & is on his mission. Our stoopid internet service is stopping us from getting our bloggy updated. It's taking us FOREVER!!!! Hope to update you soon.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Asta said...

I think Inspectow Butcho and detective Joe Stains will be pawfect fow the job....I wan't to see theiw disguises..once they succeed in locating Teka, could you pleez send them to me to find out what's gouing on wif Myrna?
thanks and smoochie kisses

wally said...

My sissy is part sight hound! She could do her part! I don't know if I could pass for a whippet, though.


ps. My ma ape thinks it's a shame that the Bush twins would make better Presidents than their dad. Even drunk. Amy Carter turned out ok, right? And Chelsea?

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Gus,

We had a lot ta catch up on in yer life...Gram just didn't blog at the cottage cause of the dialup takin' so long ta load...so Teka is goin' on an adventure in a limo ta see Swede William....did ya have that little talk with him 'bout his intentions? Ya know once yer bitten by the LOVE BUG ya just never are the same.....

Dewey Dewster here....

Koobuss said...

Don't worry, Gus. I'm sure that with Butchy and Joe Stains on the case that you will soon know what happened to Teka. They are two of the best.

Koobuss Kisses,

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Gus, We dont' live that far from Paducha, ourselves. There are a lot of hills and hollers where she may be when out for a walk. If we see her, we will let you and everyone know!

Anonymous said...

I'll keep my eye out...and The Mom and I had Steak N Shake for dinner tonight!

Maggie & Mitch said...

We tagged you and your mom, Gussie! Check out our blog!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Peanut said...

Ah she's just off having fun. I'm sure she will be home soon.

Asta said...

Hope you'we all well!..I think Mommi is having a newvous bweakdown..Auntie Kawen is fine, but not a vewy coopewative patient..Daddi is FINE!!!!!!!!
I'm kindof lonely..Mommi is gone all the time..and tomowwow she won't be home even fow sneep
smoochie kisses

Stanley said...


I heard about Teka's escapade on Joe's blog and came over to lend some support. MAN! Just WHAT is that girl thinking? (Obviously, she's NOT!)

I understand how those big bruzzer instincts kick in, but don't worry. Teka's a tough girl and if she's with the Whippets she'll be okay. I was more worried about those she would meet on her roadtrip there.

As a side note, Butcho looks a little like one of the knights of the roundtable in that getup. So, I'm thinking he knows about disguises. Joe is just a master at anything he does. I'm sure they'll get to the bottom of this. (I'm going to keep their numbers on speed dial in case I ever need them to hunt down the Stellanator.)

Goober love & solidarity,