18 December 2008

Up on the housetop

Up on the housetop reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Scooter Claus
Down through the chimney with bones and toys
All for the doggies Christmas joys
Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with Scooter Claus
First comes the stocking of Lillie Belle
Oh, dear Scooter fill it well
Give her a stuffy that laughs and cries
One that will open and shut her eyes
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with Scooter Claus
Next comes the stocking of Sophie B
Oh, just see what can it be?
Here is a scarf so nice and warm
Also a bully stick, big and round.
Ho, ho ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with Scooter Claus

His pal Tanner waits outside
Came along just for the ride
Two more stockings they must fill
Then their mommies get the bill
Can't stay long at any house
Must be quiet as a mouse

Petra gets a pretty toy,
She knows Scooter is her boy
Lots of lovely stuff to eat, some little socks for her front feet.
For Sister Sunny, treat her well
So your secrets she won't tell
Here is a book on how to flirt
Eyelash stuff and a poodle skirt
Girlie stuff that she will like
No bang bang guns or big red bikes

Two tired Santas head for home
Now no more will these two roam
They'll be back some other day
Maybe they can stay and play

5 comments:

Asta said...

Oh I hope Scootew and Tannew Claus stay and play wif me..I thinkSunny will chawm the boyz in hew pookel skiwt, and Petwa pie will be the belle of the all in hew stocings bwight.
Don't fowget to come down my chimney..I'll make suwe it's safe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Stanley said...

Gussie!

Props to you for using one of my girls fave childhood songs. She remembers being one of the reindeer in her grade school play and doing the "click, click, click"!

Aw, man. You're causing her to start in on her stories now. When that happens we have to listen for HOURS before we can get back to wrasslin' and scratchin' ourselves.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Anonymous said...

You should turn these into a holiday book or something! They are too good!

Abby said...

Hi, Gussie...

Your Christmas Songs are great...

Abby xxxooo

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

You are soooo furry khreative!

I hope your hooman appreciates the talents woo possess!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra