Ok, Dog Bloggers. It’s E. Rabbit here.
I see some of you are upset that I made cookies for my young friend George while he was staying with me this weekend.
But let’s get some perspective. Gus makes it sound like I made cookies for George, but I’ve never done anything for Gus.
This is quite simply untrue. Let’s review just a few of the things I have done for Gus:
I bought him special cookies for the election.
And George W. Bush cookies before the election.
And TWO George W. Bush stuffies for him to kill.
I have bought him a Baseball toy.
And a St. Louis Cardinals Bowl.
And a St. Louis Cardinals Bandanananana.
And a Tabasco Bandanananana that has a cooling pack in it.
I have bought him sunglasses to wear on his many car trips.
I have given Muzzer a kit so she can make dog biscuits for him (it is not MY fault if Muzzer has not made him any biscuits).
I have made him a blue sweater.
And a maroon and gold sweater.
And a monogrammed sweater vest.
And that doesn’t EVEN count the things I’ve done for Teka.
Ok, maybe we shouldn’t talk about the things I’ve done for Teka.
But the point is: Gus is acting jealous that I made one batch of cookies for George while his mom was out of town.
And that’s kind of selfish when you consider all the things I’ve done for Gus. You’d think he’d be a more generous spirited terrier, and be proud of me for doing things for other doggies from time to time.
Frankly, I’m a little embarrassed that that’s not the case.
Besides, the cookies gave George smelly gas. So Gus wouldn’t have wanted them anyway.