20 October 2010

Hello, all you doggies and people.

It is I, Eartha Kitteh.

So almost a month ago now, I came to live with this lady, E. Rabbit. And she is mostly ok, even if she wasn't sure if I was a girl kitten or a boy kitten for longer than is really excusable. And even if she did name me after some old singer (who I guess is ok since she played Catwoman on the TV). And even if she does make me go to the vet and poop in a box.

But then she shows me this blog here, and she says that it is run by some dog called Gus who is my uncle????

Between that and the fact that she didn't realize I was a girl, I think she is not so bright, probably.

So anyway, she says that this dog who is my uncle and some lady who is his "muzzer" have given me a gift certificate to PetSmart, and that I can use it to buy some things on line.

So I got on her computer to pick things out. I am not allowed to use the computer much, because one time one of my little kitten claws got stuck under the "F" key and yanked it off when she tried to extricate me from it, and it took her a minute to get it reattached, and it still doesn't always work right so she accidentally types things like "git certiicate" and then has to start over again.

And a lot of times I like to walk on it when she is not looking, and press the wireless key so it turns off her connection to the internet, and she is confused and swears some.

And then this evening, I sent a friend of hers a message that said "45;lllll44444llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll50.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
-" and she had to explain that, and it made her look stupid.

Heh heh heh.

So anyway, I wanted to thank this dog she says is my uncle and this woman who is his "muzzer" by showing them what we got with their gift certificate.

So the first thing is, I got this great pole that is made of SISAL and has a feathered THING attached to the top of it.

I immediately started playing with it, and this lady E. Rabbit acted like she thought I was the cutest thing EVER, even though she does not seem to like it so much when I do the same thing to her bare legs in the morning. But anyway, feathered things are some of my favorite things, so this pole is pretty cool.

And then we got this brush that is made by KONG

We got this because some cat named Armano who she says is the brother of this dog named Raven (seriously, I don't think this woman has ever taken even a basic zoology class) has one and LOVES his and comes running up to get brushed when his lady brings it out.

I am not yet sold on this whole brushing business.

Anyway, she said I should thank the lady called Muzzer and this dog who she says is my uncle, Gus. So I thank them both for the fun pole, and I guess for the purple brush thing too.

This lady E. Rabbit has also given me a small dog of my own

She says I can use it to practice getting along with dogs in case I ever meet this dog she says is my uncle, Gus, and some other dog who is my "cousin" Teka.

I'll show her how well I can "get along" with dogs.


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom says Eartha was one of her favourite khatwomens - she also liked the Julie N purrrrrrrrson too!

As fur 'getting along' with dogs, I'll be the judge of that!

As fur Khousine Teka, best of lukhk there!


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Glad to meet you, Eartha Kitteh - you are very pretty and we must say you exude kitty confidence. But we suggest you be nice to Gus since he and muzzer gave you that nice gift certificate. That was really very sweet of them to do. We think Gus is a pretty neat guy so we do hope you get to meet him one day and be nice:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Bocci said...

What a beautiful kittie! And both Parental Unit and I agree that this post is absolutely hilarious!

Koobuss said...

Oh dear. Eartha, I think you have your paws full with a "family" like that.

By the way, my name is Koobuss and I am a
wire fox terrier.

Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,

Anonymous said...

Hello Miss Eartha! Gosh, you're pretty! I'm a dog but I really like kittehs such as yourself! That sure was nice of Gus and Muzzer to sends you the "git certiicate." It looks like you gots some really good stuffs. And it was awfully polite of you to thank your cousin and muzzer for it all. I can't wait to learn more abouts you! Oh, and you can sends me any kind of email you want with whatever letters you want to use. I won't mind!

Wiggles & Wags,

Lacy said...

w00fs,,,, oooo gussie that kitteh is gonna claw u wiff her claws now its got a scratch post...and itsss been practicing on doggy stuffs...b very afraid..

b safe,

TwoSpecialWires said...

Welcome to the family, Eartha Kitteh. We think you are going to fit right in!

hehehe ... oh the things you'll see and the things you'll learn! hehehe

Jake and Fergi

Pee esS. Jake loves cats. And I don't mind them, myself.

Butchy, Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie said...

Hello Eartha! We think you are just sooooo adorable. Hmmmm, have you tried catnip yet??? We love fedders too, but for some reason, Butchy & Katie like to steal them, hmmmmph. Mama says you remind her of the movie 'That Darn Cat'. She thinks the kittie looked like you too, with a sparkly diamond necklace. Have fun with your toys!!
Purrz & Licks, Wirey Hugs,
Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Butchy & Katie

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Dogs aren't so bad, honest. We are two dogs who live with four cats and, for the most part, it's hunkey-dorey.

Remington said...

So nice to meet you. You are very pretty.

Fred said...

Nice to meet you Eartha Kitteh! You are scary smart!