A request from the Bumpass Hounds

I want a great big Bully Stick for Christmas
Only one from Merrick's place will do
Don't want a kong, no puzzle challenge box
I want a Merrick Bully Stick to chew on and destroy

I want a Merrick Bully Stick for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our closed up chimney flue
Just bring it through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the hall
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Merrick Bully lying there

I want a Merrick Bully Stick for Christmas
Buying one from PetSmart just won't do
No stuffie toys, no purple school busses
I only like the Merricks, cause they rack up all those plusses
And give me lots of things that I can chew

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Mom says the Merrick Bully Stick's too big
But she has seen me chew them down just like a little pig
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There's lots of room for Bully Sticks in our dog pantry here
I'd put the newest ones in back and eat from front to rear

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the hall
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Merrick Bully lying there

I want a Merrick Bully Stick for Christmas
Only a Merrrick Bully Stick will do
No new balls, or ropy tuggy trick
I only like the Merrick, it's the bestest Bully Stick
And Mr. Merrick seems to like me tooooooooo