08 December 2008

A request from the Bumpass Hounds


I want a great big Bully Stick for Christmas
Only one from Merrick's place will do
Don't want a kong, no puzzle challenge box
I want a Merrick Bully Stick to chew on and destroy

I want a Merrick Bully Stick for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our closed up chimney flue
Just bring it through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the hall
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Merrick Bully lying there

I want a Merrick Bully Stick for Christmas
Buying one from PetSmart just won't do
No stuffie toys, no purple school busses
I only like the Merricks, cause they rack up all those plusses
And give me lots of things that I can chew

(Short Music Interlude)

Mom says the Merrick Bully Stick's too big
But she has seen me chew them down just like a little pig
(Short Music Interlude)

There's lots of room for Bully Sticks in our dog pantry here
I'd put the newest ones in back and eat from front to rear

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the hall
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Merrick Bully lying there

I want a Merrick Bully Stick for Christmas
Only a Merrrick Bully Stick will do
No new balls, or ropy tuggy trick
I only like the Merrick, it's the bestest Bully Stick
And Mr. Merrick seems to like me tooooooooo

10 comments:

Faya said...

I am so sad because I don't understand everything....pffff I will ask for a dictionary for Christmas....
Kisses, Faya

The FOUR Musketeers said...

Hope Santa give you those bully stick (:

Jackson and Patrick said...

You should put all your carols into a Caroling book for dogs! That would be neat!

Joe Stains said...

omdog I am printing this one out and mailing it directly to Santa.

Poopsie Blue said...

I love it whenyou do these!

Can I request Jingle Bells?

Love, pats & pets
Blue

Stanley said...

Okay, Gussie!

I'm starting from your most recent song and reading backwards for the last 4 days. It's amazing how much I can miss on your blog in such a short time.

ANY tribute to Merrick bullies is a tribute I can back! Here's hoping you and Teka get a cupboard-full of bullies to eat from front to back like the Bumpass Hounds!

What does Muzzer want for Christmas?

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Man, Gussie...you are a regular composter!!! That bully stick carol was one piece of inspired genius!!! So what does Muzzer want for Christmas?? Is it cold there?? Are you and Teka warm enuff?? Is Teka gonna need a coat? BRRRRR...

Um, Lacie got into a little trouble last night...ok...maybe more than a little...stop on by and check this out...she surpassed even herself!!!

Paw slaps, Scruffy

Patience-please said...

Bravo!!! Brilliant!!!

wags from the whippets

Eduardo said...

I want a bully stick toooooooooo!!!!!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Bumpass Hounds said...

Yah. We do love Bully Sticks, especially Brutus Maximus and Shiloh the two Landseer Newfoundland Dogs. We love Muzzer's Carols.
- Homer J., Jubal, J.E.B., Shelby Belle, Jack, Sophie, Max, Shiloh, Alex, Boru and jenny = THE BUMPASS HOUNDS