For NO REASON at all the Muzzer has put
this ugly blue collar thing on me!
What? My legs? You say they look like they
have been chewed upon?
Must've been something Teka did to me.
Maybe she chewed on my tail a bit too?
Sneaky kind of pointy nosed Jack
Russell Terrier you know.
Does things like this all the time.
I am going to be the laughing-stock
of the day at Impawsible Pets tomorrow.
I just know it.