Found on a Clearance Rack at Old Tar-shay
Who'd have thunk he would end this way
Muzzer brought him home today and
Said that we could Play...
Me and Teka sent him on his way
Ducky, Ducky Dagger
Had no time to feel fear.
Ducky, Ducky Dagger
Didn't even last one year.
Teka grabbed the duck from me and then she ran away
I think I heard her whisper "gonna teach this duck to play"
Then she destroyed him just as quick as you can say
"Poor old Duck, he didn't last a day."
Ducky, Ducky Dagger,
Died in our back yard.
Muzzer found remains of Ducky all around the yard.
Gotta tell ya buddies - didn't have to look too hard.
Teka seemed to think it funny, then she said to me
"It seems to me that what we had was just a bust canard."
Ducky, Ducky Dagger
He's spread around the yard.
Ducky, Ducky Dagger
He didn't fight too hard.
Muzzer took him back inside
But she could clearly see.
There was no hope for this Canard,
Nor ever seemed to be.
She picked up all the pieces and she said a little prayer.
And then she said to Teka, "now, you just leave it there."
Ducky, Ducky Dagger
the landfill is your fate.
Ducky, Ducky Dagger
Should have left by our back gate.
So you have heard my silly song
I guess I'll say goodnight.
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