silver bells

Teka got run over by a reindeer.
Running ‘way from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and muzzer we believe.

She'd been eating far too many chew bars,
and we begged her not to go.
But she said that she wanted to see Travis
And staggered out the door into the dark.

When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Teka got run over by a reindeer.
Running away from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and muzzer we believe.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.

It is just not Christmas without Teka
Travis is all dressed up in black
and we just cannot help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!

Teka got run over by a reindeer.
Running away from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and muzzer we believe.

Now the canned dog food is on the table
and the pudding made of rawhide chews
and the blue and silver candles
that would have matched
her collar that’s too big
I've warned all my fellow bloggers
they had better watch out for themselves
they should never, ever give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Teka got run over by a reindeer.
Running ‘way from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and muzzer we believe