27 April 2008

Hidey Hidey Hidey Ho! Hidey - Hidey - Hidey Hee!
It's ME old friends - Mr. Gussie D.
Wally says I gotta learn to rap you see
I can rap about my muzzer, I can rap about my dad
I can rap about the bestest time that I ever had.

See I went this mornin to a doggie pawt- eeey
For the Ann- i- versary of DWB
And I saw my friends, some old, some new
In fact I think I mighta seen you.

And we talked about our hoomans
That wasn't so bad
Then we talked about some politics
And man, am I glad

That my vote's decided - For my Pawty I stand
I would vote for Snickers, anywhere in this land
I would vote for Butcho, and for Joey too
I would vote for every other doggy too.

Cause the hooman candidates, I don't understand
They have made their speeches all across the land
And they don't say nothin that is news to me
So I'm votin' the doggie pawty you see.

Then me and Teka we will both fade away
And you'll hear from us some other fine day
When we bark for justice, and we take our stand
And we'll throw good parties all across our land.

So watch for our caravan - and Teka and me
As we make our way east to Tennessee
You can get excited - but don't be afraid
Cause this is the firstest rap I ever made!

And I gotta tell you - I do not have a clue
How to end this thing - but I am all through
So the rap ends here - and the packing's at hand
I am helping Muzzer - I'm her sweet little man


Toby Tibet said...

Wow Gus, Ya did a bang up job if that's yer first RAP....I think ya found a new job and you'll be great at it too...oh, it's Toby, here...Dewey sent me around the blogland cause he is really feelin sick right now but when he's better, I'll send him 'round to hear yer RAP and laugh when he's tappin' his paws....

Waggin' at ya,

Jake of Florida said...

Pawsome rap, Gussie!!! Sorry we missed the politico discussion -- but we kept getting booted out and we lost our patience. We went back in later, but you were gone.

Stay cool, man, and don't lose that beat. It ain't all that easy to live in the heat. Our votes here in Floriduh got thrown out the door. So we're backin' the dawgs for ever more.

Your pal, the Jakester

(Check the time. I couldn't sleep!!)

Koobuss said...

Oh Gus, you are good
and pretty cool, too
So I think I'll go vote
And I'll vote for you!

For your running mate
you'll have Miss Teka
Gus, don't be late
Next stop: Topeka

Can't wait til you win
And you're in the door
The White House will spin
Who could ask for more?

I know you'll do better
than what we have now
So I'll write you a letter
And you can take a big bow!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Duke said...

Awesome rap, Gussie! You are so super talented!
Sorry we missed you at chat!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Daniella said...

Mom and I were just catching up on your blog! Mom was so happy to see you and i are in the same weight range - last time I was weighed I was a little less than you at 29lbs. I go to the vet tomorrow, so I'll update you. Mom thinks I must be 30lbs by now. I know I eat too many snax. Dad says I'm tall and barrel chested.Mom says he is in denial. LOL

Very exciting news on your move, the new house looks lovely! Glad yours sold so fast!
Thanks for your sweet comment on my itchies blog...believe it or not, I can't wait to go to the vet tomorrow...I'm going nuts.


Princess Patches said...

Great job of rappin', Gussie! Good luck with your move! We can't wait until you get all settled and back to blogging!

Poppy & Penny

Agatha and Archie said...

Well rapmaster Arch says this is quite good..you just need to get the cap and bling and you will be all set....You look so fluffy PL2 said she just wants to hug you(she says we are too dirty right now for her to want to do that to us...) Lovo A+A

Joe Stains said...

WOAH this was a good one! You are a white rapper like Eminem or the Beastie Boys, soo cool! I dunno if rap is popular in Tennessee, you might need to learn some country!

Stanley said...


You are SUCH a goober... but VERY street. Loved the rap. Keep them coming.

Now, I have to tell you that your first photo there kinda scared me. It looked almost like STella. You looked so diminutive and blonde, I thought she might have motored on out to your house to cause trouble with Teka Toy! (If she ever does, send her packin'!)

Goober love & packing smooches,

Asta said...

Gusie D
You'we the onliest wapew i like..I must say you could convewt me to this moosic..You'we my Man!!
Youw fuaay face would cewtainly cheew me up, if you showed up, but I would be scawed of you hitchhiking..I can't beaw the thought of hawm vcoming to you, and miss Snickews would just die...thankyou fow youw suppowt Gussie
I will miss you while you'we moving...huwwy back
smoochie kisses

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

All three terriers are snappin' and bouncin' to the rap....

Gus...ya really shouldn't make Mumsie laugh that hard in the mornin'...she mite just keel over someday...

Ur rap was extraordinary...the best rap we've heard...you are one talented foxy...

We wish ya well on the big move...it's gonna be confusin' to you and Teka at first in the new house...hang in there Gussie and give ur mom special hugs from us for all the work she's doin...one box at a time...all ya can do!!!!

Love ya lots,
Lacie, Scruffy and Babystan

Harry said...

Excellent Gussie. Rapping is a bit modern for my tastes, but I can appreciate the poetry of it somewhat!

Toodle pip
Harry x

William Tell said...

I see stardom in your future. Great rap!

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Asta said...

Thank you..I am feeling bettew, but Mommi is ahawdew pwoblem, hehehe..she's twying though
I suppose eventooally the dogtows will figoowe out what she needs(a new body, hehehehe)
don't wowk too hawd wif youw packing..take some time to west and snuggle
smoochie kisses

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey Gussie D, that was pawsome pal! A jolly fine rap indeed! J x

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...


That was an awesome rap man! I rapped for Deetz one time, but it was nearly nothing like yours! Go Gus!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley