04 May 2008


Lost, Stolen or Strayed

One Muzzer - Approximately 5 ft high, eligible for Substantial Muzzer's club.

Brown eyes, mostly Brown hair.

Last seen heading for the airport on Friday, May 2.

Probably in St. Louis.
Anydog who sees her, please contact me.
I miss her.
And I need her help with my application for the substantial wires club, and my fans want to see photos of me on my blog.
Tell her if she comes back soon. All will be forgiven!


Faya said...

Oh my poor Gussie....How can she leave you like this ? Doesn't she have a heart ? I hope she will be back soon...
Kisses, Faya

Deanna said...

No mom!?!?!?!

That's terrible!

Stanley said...

Gussie Boy!

We're a couple of hours down I-70 from St. Louis. Do you need us to put together a search & rescue party to go snatch Muzzer back for you?

Let me know. I'll also need the names of any known associates in the area and any known weaknesses she has... like for certain types of eatables and drinkables. I'll bet we'll find her PRONTO!

I DO miss your fuzzy face, buddy.

Goober love,

The Brat Pack said...

WHAT??? She left you??? We can't even believe it.


Asta said...

My sweet I bet Muzzew is even mowe unhappy than you awe to be sepawated fwom you...just look at how sad she looks..and a day wifout Gussie must be like the gloomiest evew...
If I can help you wif youw application let me know..if I see hew , I'll tell hew to huwwy home to hew best Gussie boy
smoochie kisses

Duke said...

We're sure Muzzer misses you as much as you miss her, Gussie! We think it's time that you had your own cell phone!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Eric said...

Muzzer is very naughty running off like that.When you find her (probably at the pound) keep her on her lead in future would be my advice.

Wiry wags, Eric

Princess Patches said...

Poor Gussie! We're pretty sure your Muzzer will be home soon. If not, let us know and we'll put out an APB.

Poppy & Penny

Patience-please said...

Hey, Gus! Paducah's only 3 hours from St.Louis, do you want us to form a search party? Our servant did that airport disappearance thing just a while ago. She came back. We figure her new home returned her.

wags from the whippets

Joe Stains said...

crap dude, we were JUST Over there! I would have kept an eye out for her!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Gussie...you must be so forlorn...and Muzzer is probably despondent with out her fuzzy butted Gus...movin' is a confoosin' time, Sweet Gus...she's probably just a little lost!!!

We can help you with ur application since Scruffy's too skinny to get in...he's joinin' a gym tomorrow to try to beef up a tad....

Hooge Lakie hugs to you Gussie!!!


Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey Gus, maybe she could do with some more off the lead (leash) training? Seems like her recall needs a little work. J x

Kyanite said...

Poor Gussie!

I'm sure she'll come back soon all repentant @ leaving you for so long.
Make an extra fuss of her, so hopefully she won't stray again.

Pats & pets

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Poor Gussie. I know how much I miss my mother when she is gone just for an hour or so. Just do your best long face, and give her lots of kisses when she returns.

But, if you need us. We will pop in the VW and come to your assistance. All you have to do is ask, pal.

Asta said...

Has Muzzew wetuwned yet???
Did you have to wepowt hew to the authowities ??
I agwee wif Jackson..you might have to enwoll hew in a wemedial class once she suwfaces..
Thank you fow the Cinco gweetings
love and smoochie besos

wally said...

I'll let you know if I spot her. We're about at the same height.

I kid, I kid. My ma ape is in that vertical vicinity, though.