07 November 2009

The Horror!

Some of you might have heard that I have spent a couple of days in Ioway with Miss Snickers,
who is not feeling well. I took my laptop, and the gussiemobile,
and some snacks for the road, and a hostess gift for Mama Lamb,
who needed the chocolate.
Muzzer knew where I was. I think Snickers' Mama Snitched!
So, this morning early someone "hinted" that my muzzer needed to see me.
Being the exceptionally good wirey fellow that I am, I headed for home immediately.
No one told me that muzzer was angry.
And no one told me she had the Torture Chamber ready!
Complete with Torture Juice.

And my welcome home consisted of A BATH!

Here is the Result.

The result from the side.

And from (ahem) the rear.
I am leaving to go back to Ioway.
This time I am taking all the plastic cards with me.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

It is always nice to see a terror butt that doesn't take up the ENTIRE laptop skhreen like some Lakie Girrrrrls!

I hope woo enjoy the rest of your visit with your gal!


Sally Ann and Andy said...

You look great. Snickers will think you are so handsome.
Sally Ann

Tucker said...

You look quite dashing my friend, all ready for Snickers' snickers... tee hee hee! No seriously though, you look great!

licks and wags...

Dexter said...

You look fantastic. It was certainly worth it. Miss Snickers will be most appreciative.


Molly the Airedale said...

What a good boy you are, Gussie, to hurry home to muzzer in a flash! It's so not fair what she had waiting for you!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

TwoSpecialWires said...

Aw, Gussie. Think how sweet you will smell to Miss Snickers. And how cuddly soft to curl up next to. We're hoping the worst part was the shock of the idea and not the bath, itself. The results are amazing! How long will they last? Is that mudhole filled in at Snickers? And how is she, anyway? We need to check in today.

Love your fuzzy butt, and hope to sniff it someday
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Astrid Keel said...

oh no! not a b-a-t-h... URKKKKK!!! You need to find a way to lock that torture chamber from the outside and bury the key!


Eric said...

Gussie. A bath...for a couple of teensy weensy splodges of something worthwhile on your bonce? Crickey. But Gussie. Most scary was the shampoop level in the bottle. Gee does this mean you've had many many baths before this one?

Wiry loves and kisses Eric xxx

HAAA my worddy veri thingie is Water!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

WAIT A LITTLE MINUTE...I need to go direKtly to Miss Khyra's place and KHOMMENT...she said your BUTT is smaller than mine...honestly, Gussie...the size of your curlied backside is legendary...how can she even think that much less shout it all over the internets????

Anyway...we know you took that buttshot just for Mumsie...she's adores your south end, dear boy!!! I now hafta turn this comment over to Scruffy.


Gusdude...Scruffman here...um...DO NOT EAT THE DIRT,MAN...nope...will make ya do the whole rug barfy thing...no wonder Muzzer was a bit miffed after doing laundry, sending out for drycleaning and bringing in the carpet cleaners...

I do have a suggestion for your digging skills...DIG FASTER...when ya dig really really fast, the dirt FLIES lots further back between your hind leggies...and if you have the good luck to have leaves behind ya, you get the added bonus of thinking a rodent is just about ready to attack ur butt when you hear that rustle...so you can whip around and well...LOOK STOOPID...

I'm just sayin'...not that I ever look stoopid...


wally said...

I will be contacting the DoJ regarding your improper treatment. It really does shock the conscience.

wally t.

wally said...

P.S. Gus--I saw below that you watch the base balls the same way I do! Writing on our backs! I didn't know you had Phillies Phever, too! *Wink*

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We HATE baths, Gussie, but we must admit that you look fantastic from all sides, back end included.

woos, the OP Pack

Anonymous said...

Tssssk, tssssk, tsssk. Boy do you clean up nice. You'd make a great terrier cloth towel. Butt the rear shot was TMI, thnk you very much.