18 January 2010

Why Muzzer doesn't clean more often

My muzzer does this twice a week
I really think it's keen
But Teka recently has said
"I hate that d*%n machine."

So now when it is time to clean
Miss Teka comes out fightin"
The way she growls and screetches at it
Really can be frightenin'

"Come and get me, mean machine
I do not find you scarey
You may be big, you may be blue
But I am mean and hairy

Attack the machine first head on
Then go against the corners
Be very loud, be very brave
When muzzer laughs, just warn her

The score is in MY favor
'cause I know where this plugs in
If all else fails, I'll eat the cord
Tomorrow for din-din."

She must be doing something right
Ya gotta give her that
The score is now fifteen to naught
The monster's score is flat.


Lacy said...

hehee gussie, me will always visit u and miss teka...even iffin me not comment every time..me still here..

b safe,

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Woo go Teka!

Woo put The Beast in its place!

And then show us your innocent face!


TwoSpecialWires said...

We're proud of you
Oh yes we are
So very loud and brave
But as for us
We go and hide
Instead of rant and rave.

Get it, Teka! We're too chicken.
Jake and Fergi xxoo

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

You tell that machine, Teka. We have the purple Dyson here. Phantom just asks to go outside. TD won't move. And poor Dakota was terrified of it. Mom once had a little terrier mix who did just like you.

Woos, the OP Pack

Dexter said...

Insane terrier!


Sally Ann and Andy said...

Brave little Teka. You are so brave to tell the horrible machine to go away.
Sally Ann

E. Rabbit said...

You know, I can't help but think that if muzzer vacuumed more often, Teka might be a bit less. . . chubbly.

Agatha and Archie said...

PL2 says she wishes that would happen here so she could use that excuse..Archie goes and hides and it doesn't bother me..Love A+A

Asta said...

I think secwetly Teka is bwilliant
Evewytime Mommi uses that stoopid noisy sucking machine, she has to do it all ovew again in no time..so why bovvew???
Tell Muzzew, she'll have so much mowe time fow impawtant things like giving you scwitchies if she just stops using it
smoochie kisses,ASTA

Molly the Airedale said...

You are very fierce, Teka! That evil machine needs to be knocked down a notch!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMD...first that New Yorker cover is SUPERB...amazing...totally cool!!!!

As for the Attack of the Sweeper...well, those things need to be ER RAT I CAT ED...YEP...I carry it around in my tiny jaws...course I do the same with the snow shovel too...same principle...sheesch...


Kisses, Lacie

Life With Dogs said...

We all hate that machine on some level. ;)

Koobuss said...

Cry, cry...

I couldn't see the video. It wouldn't turn on for me. Cry, cry... I'd love to see it. Something tells me it's about Teka and the vacuum sweeper, a true action/adventure film. Knowing Teka's unique abilities, I'm sure it's an outstanding piece of work. Teka gives everything she does maximum effort.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Kelly said...

Oh Teka, girlie, I am right there with you!
Momma had to start putting me outside when she vacuumed because I may or may not have injured myself trying to attack it. YES, I lost a fight with the vacuum.

Keep it up, Teka!!!!

Patience-please said...


What a brave and glorious Teka you are. I will come and pee on that evil monstrosity of human invention. And everything else you want me to pee on. I'm your dog.

gleefully peefully yours-
Swede William

Joe Stains said...

Tanner does this but is NOT vocal about it!!

Koobuss said...

I finally saw the video, Teka. Great job!! You are a credit to your species. We absolutely cannot let those horrible machines take over.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,