Hello, all you doggies and people.

It is I, Eartha Kitteh.

So almost a month ago now, I came to live with this lady, E. Rabbit. And she is mostly ok, even if she wasn't sure if I was a girl kitten or a boy kitten for longer than is really excusable. And even if she did name me after some old singer (who I guess is ok since she played Catwoman on the TV). And even if she does make me go to the vet and poop in a box.

But then she shows me this blog here, and she says that it is run by some dog called Gus who is my uncle????

Between that and the fact that she didn't realize I was a girl, I think she is not so bright, probably.

So anyway, she says that this dog who is my uncle and some lady who is his "muzzer" have given me a gift certificate to PetSmart, and that I can use it to buy some things on line.

So I got on her computer to pick things out. I am not allowed to use the computer much, because one time one of my little kitten claws got stuck under the "F" key and yanked it off when she tried to extricate me from it, and it took her a minute to get it reattached, and it still doesn't always work right so she accidentally types things like "git certiicate" and then has to start over again.

And a lot of times I like to walk on it when she is not looking, and press the wireless key so it turns off her connection to the internet, and she is confused and swears some.

And then this evening, I sent a friend of hers a message that said "45;lllll44444llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll50.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
-" and she had to explain that, and it made her look stupid.

Heh heh heh.

So anyway, I wanted to thank this dog she says is my uncle and this woman who is his "muzzer" by showing them what we got with their gift certificate.

So the first thing is, I got this great pole that is made of SISAL and has a feathered THING attached to the top of it.

I immediately started playing with it, and this lady E. Rabbit acted like she thought I was the cutest thing EVER, even though she does not seem to like it so much when I do the same thing to her bare legs in the morning. But anyway, feathered things are some of my favorite things, so this pole is pretty cool.

And then we got this brush that is made by KONG

We got this because some cat named Armano who she says is the brother of this dog named Raven (seriously, I don't think this woman has ever taken even a basic zoology class) has one and LOVES his and comes running up to get brushed when his lady brings it out.

I am not yet sold on this whole brushing business.

Anyway, she said I should thank the lady called Muzzer and this dog who she says is my uncle, Gus. So I thank them both for the fun pole, and I guess for the purple brush thing too.

This lady E. Rabbit has also given me a small dog of my own

She says I can use it to practice getting along with dogs in case I ever meet this dog she says is my uncle, Gus, and some other dog who is my "cousin" Teka.

I'll show her how well I can "get along" with dogs.