11 December 2011

Teka has been banned from Stony Point!

OK. Yesterday while I was at the dog spa getting clipped, dipped and squeezed, my no good human parents took Teka to Stony Point.

Stony Point is not far from our house. Both of my Sissies have been there, and Mom and Dad go there every once in a while to look for "stuff." Plus, there is a Three Dog Bakery there, so every time they go we get treats and goodies. (Three Dog is on the left hand side of this photo, it has the dog out front.) Stony Point is "animal friendly" which means that most stores which do not sell human food let dogs come inside, and there are water bowls and treat stops.

AnyWay! Their excuse for abandoning me and taking Teka on this outing was " so we can see how well her socialization training is working!"

YEAH. Right.

So off they went like the naive and trusting humans they are, and they were feeling pretty good about their experiment. Got past a Great Dane without Teka attacking. Walked past a couple of Bernese with no ill effects. Had a bit of a moment when she spotted the Westie and the Westie spotted her, but hey...they are terriers after all.

So, they were supposed to be Christmas shopping for the sissies. And they went into Dillards and back to the pajama department, because it is kind of a "thing" for the muzzer to get the children pajamas for Christmas. So. ..... Teka takes one look around, sees there are no pajamas with Jack Russells on them, and takes a BIG (I mean Gussie sized!) poop dump on the carpet.

Now, y'all don't know the parents around here. But they are pretty uptight, and look very Republican and proper. (Even though they are not either, but that is another story and maybe Emily will help me type it at Christmas time.) Can people in their 60s still Blush? Ummmm Yeah Shur, you Betcha!

So, as Teka tells the end of this, Dad picked her up, Muzzer picked up the poop in her handy dandy bio degradable environmentally proper baggie, and they both left the store by the nearest exit. Wish I had been there to take a photo ;)

Hehehehe...Teka spent the rest of the visit in the car. Did the sissies ever get their pajamas? Only time will tell, but muzzer and dad did come home with little umbrellas from their drinks at Starbucks. (and I know they don't put umbrellas in the drinks there, because Miss Lacie told me!)

See. They took the wrong doggie. But I get to go next time, Muzzer said.

kisses to all


rottrover said...

Teka, that's how our mom feels about Christmas shopping!!

-Bart and Ruby

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

hehehehehe my mom and dad aren't EITHER of those..either.. BaaaaWaaah..
I don't think they have umbrellas in the Starbucks drinks either..
So which of you is the better dawg? The Proof is in the Pooping.
YEP.. I'm bettin YOU get to go next time ... FUR SURE.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Teka, you made us all laugh right out loud. Mom says she could just see Lightning doing exactly the same thing. BOLOLOL

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Barbara said...

Oh, I so wish I could have been there! Your parents must have been mortified!!! Tee hee!

Molly the Airedale said...

We know that you would NEVER do such a thing, Gussie!
We hope this whole ordeal didn't embarrass Teka too much!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Remington said...

Oh my! Well, that can happen sometimes....

The Thuglets said...

These things happen! No one will know. Hmmm.. but do you think the store will have it on camera?

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

HA HA HEH HEH HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEE!! We saw in CNN that there was some kinda big STINK at Dillards in VA, but we had NO IDEA it was Teka...now what would the Peeps have done if they'd not had a bag??? Scruffy did that to Mumsie once...she was pickin' us up from the groomers and he pooped smack in front of the door at Kohl's....and she didn't have a bag...it was hilarious....she ran and dumped us in the car and grabbed a bag and ran bag...no one had stepped in it but she got some dirty looks.

What's this about socializing Teka not to attack other dogs?? That's been happening here too...now we get fed TONS of treats if we do a sit stay at the park and don't go crackerdog at other pups...I must say it's working...

XXOO Lacie Beast who knows exactly where Muzzer and Dogday went after the Dillard's incident.

Jake of Florida said...

We haven't done it at a store -- but the first time we drove to St. Loulis and went to visit Dad's brother and sister-in-law, my immediate greeting to everyone in their newly remodeled kitchen was --- yep!!! Mom rushed to clean it up and everyone laughed... but then I did it again. No one laughed (except my dumkopf brofur).

So we understand, Teka. Life is not always the way our peeps would like it to be, right? But a dog's gotta' do what a dog's gotta' do!!

Wirey woofs,


Anonymous said...

Ohhhhhhhh....wow! Me and Brudder Ranger are Most Impressed! Wow. I think maybe we need to build a statue right in front of that Dillards place of Teka's Most Momentous event. Brudder Ranger says that any store that doesn't carry pajamas with terriers on them deserves to be dumped upon - and he's proud as he can be abouts her protest! Those Occupy peoples have got nothing on the Teka Toy!

Wiggles & Wags,

The Black and Tans. said...

Oops a daisy! Poor Teka being caught short in a shop and then having to spend the rest of the visit in the car. It was not as though she would do it again. Would she?

Hoomans sure have funny ideas sometimes. We think Teka should go back again to continue her socialisation skills.

Happy Christmas.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie.

Koobuss said...

Good for Teka! I think. I've been known to do that at PetSmart, and they still let me in there. Mom, too. : )

Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,

Eric said...

HAAAAAAAA!!! Hilarious, atta girl Teka. But when you go back to shopping place Gussie it would be smashing to have a guided tour around Three Dog Bakery..oh and see if Archie has perfected the smell o-vision to go with it? I'm working on taste o-vision. And wear your nifty Christmas bow tie too please. Thanks muchly.

Wiry love Eric xxx

Do they have umbrellas in their drinks in three dog bakery?

The World According to Garth Riley said...

I love your blog, Gus! I like to go to Stony Point too because I LOVE LOVE LOVE Three Dog Bakery! Have you ever had a lickity split at Three Dog Bakery?

TwoSpecialWires said...

We wanna come visit. Soonest.
J and F

Anonymous said...

Our dad is OTFLOL.