This vacation thing is not all it is cracked up to be...
I am enjoying some parts of it, but some parts are not so great.
For example, there is this awesome park that is a reasonable dog walk from our rental. It has great green grass and plants, a nice lake, and some interesting sculptures. I would be perfectly happy just going there a couple times a day for recreation and reduction of fluids in bladder.
Does Dear Old Dad appreciate this. Nooooo. He is intent upon walking my paws off. Muzzer laughs. She says it is called urban endurance hiking, and he does it all the time, everywhere. I am only thankful that muzzer takes pity on me and makes him stay home for two of the four walks he thinks I should have daily!
And, here we are in the city with lots and lots of Steak n Shakes. Have we been to eat at one yet? NOOOO. We went to some namby pamby place last night that has strange food, not fit for man or dog. We ate outside, and lots of people told me I was cute, but frankly, I did not like the food. Thai food makes me burp. Give me a Steakburger any old time.
And I think you all know that one of my faves in St. Loulis is to go visit my Aunt Marie and Uncle Ray at Friendship Village. The folks there love me. It takes me half an hour to get through the lobby, there are so many oldies but goodies who want to pet me! So, today muzzer takes off by herself to do some things for Aunt Re and Uncle Ray. She didn't take me along. NOT FAIR. I am going on strike for a steakburger and a trip to see my friends. And I am not spoiled, no matter what muzzer says.
Respectfully
Gus Dagger W.f.T.
