There's Birdies in my neighborhood
They're pigeons and they sure look good
With lots of feathers and little round tummies
They make me think of raw food yummies
Today on walkies just at dawn
Me n Teka stumbled on
A pigeon lying on the ground
Looking like he just fell down
I grabbed the middle, Teka a leg
And muzzer dear began to beg
"Oh drop it please, let go, don't chew
That birdie is not good for you!"
But me n Teka were intent
What muzzer said made not a dent
On terrier minds with bird in mouth
Our little sense went quickly south!
But YUCK, that pigeon tasted bad!
And feathers, Wally's never had
A bird with feathers on the back
A bird with head and eyes intact
And so I dropped the fattest part
And spat out feathers for a start
And Teka tried to drag it far
But got distracted by a car
We left that pigeon lying there
For some big dog who likes meat rare
Or several cats who need their dinner
And think our pigeon looks a winner
When we got home to our surprise
There was a gleam in muzzer's eyes
She said "no kissies, either one
Until this chore is finished, done!"
And then she brushed our mouth and toothies
I swear, she even cleaned my roofy
It made me thirsty so I drank
and would you know, no longer stank
Of dead bird bits, and feathers fluffy
You know, that bird was sort of scruffy
And probably it was not so tasty
As scrambled eggs wrapped up in pastry
Or even doggie kibble mixed
With yoghurt, like my muzzer fixed
For me and Teka just this morning
When we got back from walks at dawning
12 comments:
Now that's poetry!
Made me chuckle no end...
Are you going to leave a handsome photo of your-self in my Guest book?
Please... please!
Need all the WFT's Ican get, think of the foxes!
Pats to you
Blue
Love it! Love it! Love it!
To Gussie the Hunter ,WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!(PL2 is going ewwwwww...) Love Your hunter friends A+A
Hehehehe! "even cleaned my roofy"? Hehehehe! J x
G'day Gussie,
Good job and excellent poem, but pigeons are feather covered poo aka rats wif wings.
xxx Asta down under
PS: You've been tagged - visit my bloggy to see.
Gussie,
I can see the attwaction, I always twy to catch them when they sit in fwont of me,but they don't have leads,so they get away...but now that you've descwibed(in the most poetic way)what happens once you get them, I think I',, pass...Mommi would pwobably use Lysol ow sumpin, pft,spitting feathers doesn't appeal either.(Mommi agwees with Asta Du,they're wats with wings), yuck!(but I'm impwessed anyway)
smoochie kisses
Asta
Gus! You are so talented!! Unbelievable! I am so impressed. Are you related to Shakespeare?
Dead birds are really yucky. I tried one once and my mom had a fit. I pretty much got the same treatment you did. They are not worth it.
Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
we yell and yell and yell at those dirty pigeons in our yard, I cant believe you got one.
you wrote such a great poem, you should write a whole book of poems
Hi
Two sort of related WFT posts on blog! More foxes & a Snowy hunt!
Pats
Blue
tee hee hee! i wud haf grabbed that bird too. raw meat is so good to eat.
your poem is excellent as always.
luv ivy
You should be poet laureate.
wally.
Oh Man. That's simply amazing. Scruffy
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