07 October 2008

Press Release

Teka Toy Dagger, of Memphis, TN, today demonstrated her ability to reach the kitchen counter, in the vicinity of the place mats.

It is assumed that she accomplished this using the (relatively) new stools, one of which was not returned to the appropriate position under the counter.

In conjunction with her adventure, Teka consumed half a bowl of campbell's low sodium chicken noodle soup, and one cracker, partially buttered.

The person responsible for leaving the stool out of place was reportedly answering a Dial America call soliciting funds for the Memphis Police Dept. benevolent fund, but was not available for further comment.

Teka's companion and sometime partner in her adventures, Gus Dagger w.f.t., had declined to participate in this effort, citing his fear of heights.



Snowball said...

Well done, Teka! How do the Cambell Chicken Soup test? We have never tried that before, buttered cracker sounds yummy too. And I agree that the fault is not yours since someone has encouraged you to perform the stunts by making it possible for you.



Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

Oh my dog. How funny is this. Mom laughed out loud... Betcha the people will remember to put those stools in the right place now! ha.
I did not know you were afraid of heights, Gussie! Comes in handy at times like this,hu?
Teka,teka,teka, you are just too much!!! Try not to drive Muzzer and your Dad totally crazy!! lol

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Gus, please remember that you need to maintain your status as a proud member of the Substantial Wires Club. You should at least have made Teka share, hehehe! J x

Ruby Bleu said...

BOL - you go girl! I'm proud of you Teka. I bet if she brought you a cracker Gussie you would have eaten it!!!

Lots of of Licks, Ruby

Lindsay said...

Well done, Teka! I wish we had stools that would let us climb up to reach the counter!

Brown dog kisses,

Faya said...

Maybe Teka wants to be member of the Substantial WFT club ???
Kisses, Faya

Asta said...

Teka toy Dagger
Awe you going fow a wecowd in that guinessy book?
How to dwive youw Mom cwazy ?
I think you'we well on youw way..of couwse Gussie wouldn't pawticipate..he's an angel
smoochie kisses

socmed101 said...

We all know the REAL reason Gus didn't join Teka, we substantial wires have a problem jumping up to great heights, our very substantiality holds us back. But yes, Teka should have shared!!!


BenTheRotti said...

Way to go Teka!! Now how do you train the humans to leave those stools out like that? A detailed instruction would be apprecitaed!


Ben xxxx

Joe Stains said...

Go Teka!! You rock! We are skittish about chairs like that or we would totally do the same thing. How was the soup???

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Teka...first the fence and now THIS??

Campbells Noodle soup with crackers...


Boy...that has a nice ring to it!!

Oh Teka...you keep us laughing and ur mom pullin' out her hair!

Mumsie's waitin' to see if Lacie gave her a black eye this morning. She (Lacie) was doing her usual Hairdryer Aerobics (ya won't catch Mumsie's heartie rate above 72 unless there's a fire...) and on one of her amazing 4 foot jumps caught the cord in her teeth...as usual and yanked the hairdryer with all of her body weight and gravity...right into Mumsie's forehead...ya know that little bone under ur eyebrow...

Wasn't pretty there in the bathroom for a while...never heard so many HBO words while a hooman was blowdrying....

Now Teka...it would be nice to toss Gussie a noodle or somethin'...you know just to stay on the good side of him when ur on the counter...

Love ya lots!


Faya said...

...Tout est parfait Gus. Bravo !
Bisous, Faya

Asta said...

Ummm, I like youw idea fow Teka and the towew, but she might not go fow it, heheh
smoochie kisses

Jake of Florida said...

How well we remember what a stool/ chair not pushed under the counter/table represents in terms of gourmet opportunities. Do the words "scarfed nine pieces of Ghiardelli chocolate" recall one of Mr. Jake's adventures?

Glad you had some yummy soup and a cracker, Teka. It's a shame though that you didn't push the stool back so everyone would have wondered whodunit? and might have called in our wheelie alter egos Jacques Maigret and Justin Herkimer Clouseau --or Inspector Butcho -- to solve the crime!! Or did they catch you in the act?

Applaws, applaws, applaws!!!

Jake and Just Harry

Molly the Airedale said...

How lucky you are, Teka! We bet that soup and buttered cracker was super yummy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

P. said...

Way to steal that soup and cracker, I also fancy your healthful appetite--I bet you wouldn't have stolen regular sodium soup!

It's nice to meet you and Gus! I'll add you two to my fur friends list if that's ok!

Tail Wags,

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh dear,uh,this could be Archies fault..he may have told Teka about the time he got on the dining room table,uh using a CHAIR to get up there...Gulp..hee hee He was just telling her a story really ,he didn't think she would really try it out..Love A+A PS you look very good in your bandan.....

Abby said...

Hi, Gussie...

Chicken Noodle Soup sounds great...Well worth the climb, I bet...

Abby xxxooo

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Gus

Thanks for welcoming me to the Bone Zone.

Good job Teka. What fun & food.

Love Ruby

wally said...

I used to be a counter surfer but I find it is easier to just wait for the clumsy apes to drop things. And/or to just look unbearably cute.

wally t.

William Tell said...

Now why haven't I though of that? :)

Happy Tails,
William Tell