10 June 2010

Not MY Fault

Muzzer and her arm had a fight with the oven door yesterday.
It was not my fault.
It did not happen because I ran under the open oven door and push it up and into her arm.
Not Guilty.
Gussie Dagger wft


Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Definitely not guilty, Gus.
Keep Muzzer out of YOUR oven door. Now go lick her arm to heal.

Remington said...

OUCH! I hope your mommy feels better soon!

Asta said...

Pleez use my healing smoochies fow Muzzew's awm.
I know that you awe totally innocent. Those doows awe totally untwustable
smoochie kisses
pee ess it's too hot to use the oven anyway

Lacy said...

w00fs, ooo Gussie, i am sure it wasnt u that dided it..

b safe,

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We know you would never do that, Gus. Must have been Teka.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Eric said...

Yeah Gussie can't of been you. I mean why would you be eager to get to the cooker? Not as though Muzzer was cooking you and you alone a dogalicious bunny pie with it's ears poking through the pastry top. Was she???? It's good to live in hope though eh?

Sending her some square licks to help her poorly arm.

Wiry love Eric xxx

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm with The OP KS Pakhk -

It must have been part of Teka's vote fur the helmet!

PLUS, is there any video proof?

If not....

I hope your mom heals khwikhkly - I think she needs to give woo more treats as a way to keep the blood supply flowing!


Jake of Florida said...

We're hoping the oven wasn't hot. If so, the trial might take a bit longer as the jury might be more inclined to believe muzzer...Just sayin'

Tell muzzer that she has our mom's sympathy vote!!

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

Molly the Airedale said...

OUCH! We hope if she was in the process of baking cookies for you, you got some anyway, Gussie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Unknown said...

Hmmm, there are so many WFTs around, it could have been anyone. I'd go after Amana or Westinghouse or whoever built that faulty oven door in the first place. In the meantime, tell Muzzer this means she'll just have to eat out as that oven clearly cannot be trusted!

Your pal,

Crime scene investigator

Kelly said...

Nope, not your fault.

Gussie is always innocent. End of discussion.

Tucker said...

Yum-O those biscottis in your other post sure look toe-lickin good! I'm sure you didn't mean to bump that oven door, right, cuz you want more treats!

Koobuss said...

Ouch! It's never a good thing to fight with an oven door, especially if the oven is on. You can clearly see who won that battle, and it wasn't Muzzer. I think that oven doors are undefeated in their fights with humans.

As for you, Gussie, I am glad that you, had absolutely nothing to do with it. The fact that you just happened to run under the open door and push it up when her arm was in the way was just a coincidence. I am sure the two events are not even related. So there is no need for you to feel guilty, Gussie.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Anonymous said...

I believes you, Gus. If you needs a character witness, just let me know. Cuz I can most honestly attest that you ARE a character!

Wiggles & Wags,

Joe Stains said...

I have heard oven doors spontaneously close on their own all the time. You are lucky you were not injured!

pam said...

We thinks ever if yer not (cough cough) guilty you should go give yer mommy kisses.

Bobo and Meja

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Gussie...noooooooo...this is so not ur fault....

I think you need an extra cookie for feeling so guilty...

A little neosporin on that burn will fix it in no time...

Kisses dear...


Pee ess...tell Muzzer take out is a lot safer...

William Tell said...

Yeah, those fire-breathing oven doors might look puny but they pack a mean punch when provoked. We once had one that spit sparks at us. Hope your Muzzer is feeling better soon.

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Princess Patches said...

Gussie, we sure are glad you aren't the guilty pawty! Ahem! Those oven doors are very scary! Ours causes our mom to freak out whenever one of us gets close to it!...even when it's not ON! I guess she doesn't like the nose prints on the stainless steel! We hope Muzzer's booboo is feeling better by now!

Penny & Patches

Agatha and Archie said...

OF COURSE you had NOTHING to d0 wit it..Tell Muzzer Aloe Vera( just open up the leaf on the plant and PRESTO all gone..) Listen about that helmet thing....Archie wants to know if you can get sattelite TV on it..LOve A+A

Moco said...

Poor Muzzer. Nothing is our fault.

TwoSpecialWires said...

We wanna believe you, Gussie, we really do. But we see the evidence on Muzzer's arm. So. We hope by now everyone is feeling better and healing up. (We've an idea you weren't feeling so good after the damage had been done.)

Be good. Please try.
Jake and Fergi